Mom announces Campaign Advisors

Mom announced her campaign staff today, much to the consternation of those named.

Campaign Advisor: Tommy Texino.

Musical Advisor: "Weird" Al Yankovic.

Halloween Advisor: Stephen King

Drug Czar: Tommy Chong.

"I fully expect to add more advisors later, but this initial list will show people just how serious I am about this campaign", Mom stated.

Anyone interested in becoming a campaign advisor should leave a comment, explaining which position they seek, and their qualifications for that position.