tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34423555.post115827284532583831..comments2008-05-26T12:28:54.158-04:00Comments on Official Website of Leading Presidential Pseudo-Candidate, ElfNinos Mom: ElfNinosMom Announces 2008 Presidential CampaignEditornoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34423555.post-1159585279908382152006-09-29T23:01:00.000-04:002006-09-29T23:01:00.000-04:00This is Texino the campaign manager and cut man.We...This is Texino the campaign manager and cut man.<BR/><BR/>We are obviously hanging around waiting for some matching funds and looking at some designer platforms. We have some basic advantages in that our candidate is very bright, is trained in the law but, importantly, does not hold a law degree. Another thing is she is attractive and the sexually active voter would not have to make any kind of stretch to imagine being in a relationship with the petit President. I mean check it at the door, the only woman in the present admin with any gear at all is Condie Rice and she is probably a virgin. Now I don't want people getting the idea that ENM has loose morals. Not at all; I'm just saying she is not some uptight know it all like some other Gals who might be running. We will talk some more on this or any subject because ENM is not afraid to say what needs to be said and do it in a way where there will be little chance of misunderstanding. Check this out. Now I have not OK'd this with Mom yet but it's a good idea and she's bound to like it. Say we catch Osama Bin Laden. I am calling this a capital punishment no-brainer. After all, the at keeps showing up on video tape reminding everyone that he is the guy, right? OK? Well lets set up a decent execution. Firing Squad would work. Puts him outside where a lot of folks could watch. Now right before we give him the gun, we will say "Do you have anything you would like to say?" Well, you know he will, so right as he gets ready to lay it down about Allah and all that, we get Mr. Bill Gates himself to come out and paste Osama in the face with a big cream pie! Then we shoot him. How about that folks? Osama going to say nothing with a face and mouth full of pie and Gates is always getting hit with pies himself, but he has turned out to be an OK guy, so let him give the signal and it's going to look funny so even little kids can watch and no one will call politically incorrect. What you think?<BR/>Pretty sweet! OK, I'm Texino campaign manager and cut man. I'm not running for anything, but how about you check out ElfniƱo's Mom for President!texinohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03402100831352058698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34423555.post-1158302167627433262006-09-15T02:36:00.000-04:002006-09-15T02:36:00.000-04:00Oops, I must have accidentally deleted my own comm...Oops, I must have accidentally deleted my own comment while copying and pasting for the main blog, LOL. That's okay, it's posted on the main site now anyway.ElfNino's Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17033578732882902476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34423555.post-1158292089365717412006-09-14T23:48:00.000-04:002006-09-14T23:48:00.000-04:00Wanna debate? Good to see you "blogging for the p...Wanna debate? Good to see you "blogging for the people"! LOL Where do you stand on the issues? Paper or plastic? Do you plan any hunger strikes? If not togas, what about suits of armor? Does it really depend on what the definition of "is" is? Does this make my butt look fat? <BR/> Ok, I'll leave you alone for now to digest those hard-hitting questions.<BR/><BR/>Kent :DKent McManigalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10017251236300605751noreply@blogger.com